I could care less if he owns them...I care that he wears "Jamaican Me Crazy 1996" in public. To pick up bagels on Sunday morning, walk the dog or a run to Lowe's - they are worn. And with pride. In my opinion, they shouldn't be seen outside the confines of our backyard. Ever.
Compromise found! Stumbled upon these t-shirts from Southern Marsh recently.

Southern Marsh's Born on the Bayou Shirt
Classic imagery, 100% lightweight cotton and a pocket! Perfect.
Psst...they are offering three tees for $54 if you use coupon code SummerShirts.
Classic imagery, 100% lightweight cotton and a pocket! Perfect.
Psst...they are offering three tees for $54 if you use coupon code SummerShirts.